Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
