If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize