Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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