If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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