Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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