I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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