Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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