remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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