I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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