i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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