I need help removing her.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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