is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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