i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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