Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
