It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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