so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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