He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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