Jerry, you need to find god
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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