After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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