I am spending my child support on dildos
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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