what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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