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(248): View more from Michigan

And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.

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(707): View more from California

i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..

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(801): View more from Utah

He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid

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(310): View more from California

You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out

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(315): View more from New York

at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing

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(732): View more from New Jersey

My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation

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(816): View more from Missouri

All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.

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