haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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