if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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