shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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