Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
We don't watch enough power rangers
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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