hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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