you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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