"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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