Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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