dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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