we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I have already put on my inside pants.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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