Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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