Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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