Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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