ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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