You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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