I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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