GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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