Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you inspire me to be a worse person
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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