your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
