i barfeds in our rink
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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