whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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