Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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