Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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