he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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