We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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