absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
