All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Banned from zoo.
Again?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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