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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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