Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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