Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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