I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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