do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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