I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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