I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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